Your name is SMITH. You are FOURTEEN years old. You have a lot of INTERESTS, which you like to post about on your CRAPPY BLOG. Some of these INTERESTS include, but are not limited to HOMESTUCK, SHERLOCK, FINAL FANTASY, KINGDOM HEARTS, ZELDA, ANIME, and LORD OF THE RINGS. You are a bit of a GEEK and your other interests include PLAYING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS and READING.
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches